The Delicious Donut Chronicles

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Recorded for one month in my parents basement

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released July 12, 2011

Bill O'Connor

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Track Name: Chew it like a Dinosaur
pow slam make some cookies and jam
everybody squeeze the toothpaste
I wanna touch your face
the cookie crumble, the cookie crumble
blah blah blah blah
listen to me mumble

where are your pants
you need them when you dance, go!
where are your teeth
you need them when you eat, go!
this is the pre-chorus

calcium makes my bones grow stronger
oxygen makes my heart beat longer
maybe I can do a handstand?
(do it do it do it)
first you gotta chew it like a dinosaur
or a wild boar
comb your hair
don't be scared
of the styrofoam
in the microphone
or the able yeti in the spaghetti

I wanna touch your face

sit back relax
its time to interact
with the mutant cats
or the hula-hoop attack
if the cheese could sneeze it'd blow
some anti-freeze in your face
like mace and destroy the human race, so

where are your pants
you need them when you dance, go!
where are your teeth
you need them when you eat, go!
this is the pre-chorus

calcium makes my bones grow stronger
oxygen makes my heart beat longer
maybe I can do a handstand?
(do it do it do it)

first you gotta chew it like a dinosaur
or a wild boar
comb your hair
don't be scared
of the styrofoam
in the microphone
don't tazer your friend
or squeeze the lemon

you gotta savor the flavor
I'll see you later gator
on the flipside, on the flipside
you want to do a dance but you don't
have your pants
so you tap your feet to the beat
trick or treat go smell my feet
you want to do a twirl but
you're about to hurl
so you move around on the ground
shake your hips without a sound

get down on the floor
make a sound like a carnivore
maybe I can do a cartwheel
(do it do it do it)
first you gotta feel it like a dinosaur
or a wild boar
comb your hair
don't be scared
of the styrofoam
in the microphone
don't tazer your friend
or squeeze the lemon

savor the flavor
I'll see you later, gator
on the flipside
on the flipside
go go go go
sickle cell anemia
Track Name: Babies
I think you need to eat some oranges
cause your brain is turning to mush
piggies in a blanket
piggies in a blanket
push push push push
push the tic-tac freshen the breath
you gotta quench the stench
before you lick the babies forehead
piggies in a blanket
piggies in a blanket

babies! babies!
whatcha gonna do?
how're you gonna do it?
whatcha gonna say?
how're you gonna say it?
babies! babies!

the baby wants you to tickle the belly
like you jiggle jiggle, like you juggle the jelly
baby, oh yeah, c'mon sizzle the pan
let's make some donuts, delicious donuts

I think you need to play some hopscotch
with the push-pop robocop
tantalizing tip-toe
tantalizing tip-toe
push push push push
pushy, lets not be pushy
lets get some sushi that's very mushy
piggies in a blanket
piggies in a blanket

babies! babies!
whatcha gonna do?
how're you gonna do it?
whatcha gonna say?
how're you gonna say it?
babies! babies!

the baby wants you to tickle the belly
like you jiggle jiggle, like you juggle the jelly
baby, oh yeah, c'mon sizzle the pan
let's make some donuts, delicious donuts

balloons that taste
like baboons in space
call me fettucinni cheese
I don't mean please
I got a rumble in my tumble
cause I ate some nasty
toast with sammy sosa, es muy famosa
dennis quaid wants to bathe in my brain
but he's afraid of all the babies
how they're moving and grooving
the things they're doing
its amazing, it drives me crazy

oogle at the waddling baby

babies! babies!
whatcha gonna do?
how're you gonna do it?
whatcha gonna say?
how're you gonna say it?
babies! babies!

the baby wants you to tickle the belly
like you jiggle jiggle, like you juggle the jelly
baby, oh yeah, c'mon sizzle the pan
let's make some donuts, delicious donuts
Track Name: Juicy Watermelon Explodes
bump that bass baby hot and fresh
you gotta tickle the toes
that's the ultimate test
before you milk the cow
but you don't know how to hold
so the juicy watermelon explodes

with a motion, time to rub the lotion
all over the baby's face
so delicious, makes you suspicious
of a super-natural taste

button the button
the juicy watermelon explodes

mommy did you make some bon-bons?
I want to go to the bon-ton.
the futon! the futon!
annihilate all crutons

watch the butter melt on the gorilla's belly
ooh baby baby baby it's so smelly
that your mind implodes when you blow your nose
so the juicy watermelon explodes

I've got the munchies
so, suck it and give me some food
I want something crunchy I can crush
but goes down smooth

It's a pat on the back attack smackdown
or a peanut butter jelly breakdown

button the button
the juicy watermelon explodes

I'm the hip hop monster
gonna eat you alive
you think you're fancy pants
I'll cut you down to size
my skin resists lack luster and shines
my words a world of hurt
I'm gonna blow your mind

I got a bone to pick
with your magician's trick
I got a rumble in my tumble
cause my beats are sick
tsk tsk tsk you know that you can't diss
I got a lisp so bad it'll make you twist

my rhymes are unstoppable
survival improbable
your children and your home
I'll turn 'em into styrofoam
my mission, to annihilate
the itty bitty nitty gritty human race
I was born to achieve
so, siganora suckers see you in my teeth
Track Name: Boogie Woogie Wiggle Dance
its a shakedown underground
I'm an anomaly and only you can see
that you'll be facedown from my super-kick
I'm food poisoning, I'll make you really, really sick

dance until you die

I'm a tambourine if you know what I mean
I'm a butterfly flap my wings in your eye
I'm a sticky goo you don't know what I do
I'm a lollipop I'll take a bite out of you

boogie woogie wiggle dance
dance until you die

I can stop time with my mind
I'm a banana nah nah nah nah nah nah
I'm a see-saw I'll lay down the law
I'm a marshmallow
I'm a fa la la la

dance until you die

I'm the boob tube all up in your face
I'm a smooth move I'm all over the place
I'm porcupine, I'll strike you down
I'm a goofy clown I'll flip you world upside-down

boogie woogie wiggle dance
dance until you die

be my boogie woogie
dance until you die
Track Name: Trippin' in the Tropics
I was walking down the street
just looking kind of neat when a lady came
up and she said
"bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh
kitty want some candy"

I was chilling by the pool just watching myself drool
when a lady came up and she said
"bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh
donkey kong country 2!"

trippin' in the tropics
test your might
you want a coconut kid
I want to bite your uvula

I'm on an elevator
palm tree

trippin' in the tropics
test your might
you want a coconut kid
I want to bite your uvula

jimmy two-scoops here packing only the best
I like my ice cream frozen and my women fresh
they call me brain freeze you don't see it coming
you're like "oh I'll just have a little.... "
then "oh my god"
it's on like donkey kong
you don't mess with the best when class in in session
powned ya got owned
you got ice cream on your pants,
now everything is cold
cookie, brownie, cake-batter,
doesn't even really matter
I just want to rub it all on my face and go
"oh my god!"

trippin' in the tropics
test your might
you want a coconut kid
I want to bite your uvula
Track Name: Paula Deen: The Destroyer
ovulation of the nation
stimulation palpation
amalgamation condensation
on vacation okay

crack crack crack the egg into the bowl
paula deen's fat and everyone knows
she destroys all the joy in a little boys world

paula deen please dont shoot me
your pants are falling down

punch punch punch joe pesci in the face
poop your pants then fly off into space
you're a natural but you're mechanical
you're like optimus prime with a pineapple

I am paula deen the destroyer
you say you dont want apple pie
now you're all gonna die

donal trump takes a dump
now everybody screams the universe implodes
oh my god

shove shove shove the donut into your mouth
I make dinosaurs cry when they hear the sound
I eat little children's ice cream cones
and I bake their parents in a casserole
I'm eating cheetos in a speedo
while I'm petting all these poodles on a beach in saulsolito

I am paula deen the destroyer
you say you dont want apple pie
now you're all gonna die

time is frozen
locked and loaded
I feel bloated

bleeding peaches on a tree
F-A-T the hippopotomus is really fat

ovulation of the nation
stimulation palpation
amalgamation condensation
annihalation
Track Name: Choose the Booze
going to a party where everybody knows me
eat my eat I'll eat your face
you're a disgrace to the human race
and ooh, would you look at that
that baby's kind of fat
but that's okay cause
sometimes babies turn out that way
and you are not me and I'm not you
cause that's just me
and eyeballs itch and everybody sits
why are feathers so ticklish?

boom everybody
boom its a party
gotta choose the booze
ooze the shoes
fuze the news
ooze the goose

go with the flow don't hold the phone
I got a triple dippper whammy
and your mind is blown
I hate to bake a cake made out of toothpaste
you gotta want to listen to the chicken
that'll eat your face
my cheeks are elastic
that boy is so spastic
his mother's a brother
and this pie is fantastic

let loose the goose
this triangle's obtuse
you gotta save the day
play yahtzee with a moose
and a boom boom box
yeah, oprah rocks
cause a fox in a box is storming fort knox
move you
I wanna move you
I wanna make your hair go everywhere
like a super extra-ordinary grizzly bear

boom everybody
boom its a party
gotta choose the booze
ooze the shoes
fuze the news
ooze the goose

all I need are eyeballs to see
I gotta listen to the vision of the symmetry
I gotta feed the beast who needs to annotate
I gotta make the break the fate to copulate
tickle the pickle
who's never had a nickle
oh no, overflow
you gotta roll with the dough
to fold the bulldozer
listen to the music
and I don't want to feel shaquille o'neil
I wanna steal the seal and seal the deal
I be the hip-hop bringer with a bee-bop stinger
like a bug in a rug I'm an opera singer

boom everybody
boom its a party
gotta choose the booze
ooze the shoes
fuze the news
ooze the goose

seal the deal
shaquille o'neil
feed the beast
eat the feast
calculate
bake a cake
telephone
mind is blown
Track Name: Howie Mandel vs. Bigfoot
I'm howie mandel
I'm really bald
I don't want to touch your sweaty back
I'm bigfoot
I'm really hairy
and really hard to photograph

peanut peanut butter and jelly

shake your hair
koala bear wants to nibble at your face
give a kiss
the hippopotomus says that
"you sunk my battleship
you sunk my battleship"

happy birthday, yeah

I'm danny devito
I got no libido
wise guy
I am arnold
get to the chopper
who is your daddy and what does he do?

peanut peanut butter and jelly
cookies go well with milk
coke goes nice with ice

going to the beach this week
gonna soak up the bikinis
now I'm a bumble bee (bzzz)
I like to lick the insides
of hot dogs in the sunshine
now I'm playing the tuba
throw up on a rollercoaster

shake your hair
koala bear wants to nibble at your face
give a kiss
the hippopotomus says that
"you sunk my battleship
you sunk my battleship"
Track Name: This Song is Super Complicated
guinea pigs are eating my brain
nathan lane is really, really gay
life is in 3d, if you know just what I mean
it's symmetry in the trees and in my
sea lion breakdown
sea lion shakedown
sea lion melt down
this song is super complicated

fluffernutter laser-beam
and the giraffe says...
science can do extraordinary things for the human mind

donald trump wants to lick my belly
sumo wrestlers are really really huge

guys, I think I'm on acid
everything the light touches is your kingdom
I'll have a mocha late, no zombies!
mr. owl, how many apples are in the universe?
287,000,000,522 impossible