pow slam make some cookies and jam everybody squeeze the toothpaste I wanna touch your face the cookie crumble, the cookie crumble blah blah blah blah listen to me mumble where are your pants you need them when you dance, go! where are your teeth you need them when you eat, go! this is the pre-chorus calcium makes my bones grow stronger oxygen makes my heart beat longer maybe I can do a handstand? (do it do it do it) first you gotta chew it like a dinosaur or a wild boar comb your hair don't be scared of the styrofoam in the microphone or the able yeti in the spaghetti I wanna touch your face sit back relax its time to interact with the mutant cats or the hula-hoop attack if the cheese could sneeze it'd blow some anti-freeze in your face like mace and destroy the human race, so where are your pants you need them when you dance, go! where are your teeth you need them when you eat, go! this is the pre-chorus calcium makes my bones grow stronger oxygen makes my heart beat longer maybe I can do a handstand? (do it do it do it) first you gotta chew it like a dinosaur or a wild boar comb your hair don't be scared of the styrofoam in the microphone don't tazer your friend or squeeze the lemon you gotta savor the flavor I'll see you later gator on the flipside, on the flipside you want to do a dance but you don't have your pants so you tap your feet to the beat trick or treat go smell my feet you want to do a twirl but you're about to hurl so you move around on the ground shake your hips without a sound get down on the floor make a sound like a carnivore maybe I can do a cartwheel (do it do it do it) first you gotta feel it like a dinosaur or a wild boar comb your hair don't be scared of the styrofoam in the microphone don't tazer your friend or squeeze the lemon savor the flavor I'll see you later, gator on the flipside on the flipside go go go go sickle cell anemia

I think you need to eat some oranges cause your brain is turning to mush piggies in a blanket piggies in a blanket push push push push push the tic-tac freshen the breath you gotta quench the stench before you lick the babies forehead piggies in a blanket piggies in a blanket babies! babies! whatcha gonna do? how're you gonna do it? whatcha gonna say? how're you gonna say it? babies! babies! the baby wants you to tickle the belly like you jiggle jiggle, like you juggle the jelly baby, oh yeah, c'mon sizzle the pan let's make some donuts, delicious donuts I think you need to play some hopscotch with the push-pop robocop tantalizing tip-toe tantalizing tip-toe push push push push pushy, lets not be pushy lets get some sushi that's very mushy piggies in a blanket piggies in a blanket babies! babies! whatcha gonna do? how're you gonna do it? whatcha gonna say? how're you gonna say it? babies! babies! the baby wants you to tickle the belly like you jiggle jiggle, like you juggle the jelly baby, oh yeah, c'mon sizzle the pan let's make some donuts, delicious donuts balloons that taste like baboons in space call me fettucinni cheese I don't mean please I got a rumble in my tumble cause I ate some nasty toast with sammy sosa, es muy famosa dennis quaid wants to bathe in my brain but he's afraid of all the babies how they're moving and grooving the things they're doing its amazing, it drives me crazy oogle at the waddling baby babies! babies! whatcha gonna do? how're you gonna do it? whatcha gonna say? how're you gonna say it? babies! babies! the baby wants you to tickle the belly like you jiggle jiggle, like you juggle the jelly baby, oh yeah, c'mon sizzle the pan let's make some donuts, delicious donuts

bump that bass baby hot and fresh you gotta tickle the toes that's the ultimate test before you milk the cow but you don't know how to hold so the juicy watermelon explodes with a motion, time to rub the lotion all over the baby's face so delicious, makes you suspicious of a super-natural taste button the button the juicy watermelon explodes mommy did you make some bon-bons? I want to go to the bon-ton. the futon! the futon! annihilate all crutons watch the butter melt on the gorilla's belly ooh baby baby baby it's so smelly that your mind implodes when you blow your nose so the juicy watermelon explodes I've got the munchies so, suck it and give me some food I want something crunchy I can crush but goes down smooth It's a pat on the back attack smackdown or a peanut butter jelly breakdown button the button the juicy watermelon explodes I'm the hip hop monster gonna eat you alive you think you're fancy pants I'll cut you down to size my skin resists lack luster and shines my words a world of hurt I'm gonna blow your mind I got a bone to pick with your magician's trick I got a rumble in my tumble cause my beats are sick tsk tsk tsk you know that you can't diss I got a lisp so bad it'll make you twist my rhymes are unstoppable survival improbable your children and your home I'll turn 'em into styrofoam my mission, to annihilate the itty bitty nitty gritty human race I was born to achieve so, siganora suckers see you in my teeth

its a shakedown underground I'm an anomaly and only you can see that you'll be facedown from my super-kick I'm food poisoning, I'll make you really, really sick dance until you die I'm a tambourine if you know what I mean I'm a butterfly flap my wings in your eye I'm a sticky goo you don't know what I do I'm a lollipop I'll take a bite out of you boogie woogie wiggle dance dance until you die I can stop time with my mind I'm a banana nah nah nah nah nah nah I'm a see-saw I'll lay down the law I'm a marshmallow I'm a fa la la la dance until you die I'm the boob tube all up in your face I'm a smooth move I'm all over the place I'm porcupine, I'll strike you down I'm a goofy clown I'll flip you world upside-down boogie woogie wiggle dance dance until you die be my boogie woogie dance until you die

I was walking down the street just looking kind of neat when a lady came up and she said "bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh kitty want some candy" I was chilling by the pool just watching myself drool when a lady came up and she said "bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh donkey kong country 2!" trippin' in the tropics test your might you want a coconut kid I want to bite your uvula I'm on an elevator palm tree trippin' in the tropics test your might you want a coconut kid I want to bite your uvula jimmy two-scoops here packing only the best I like my ice cream frozen and my women fresh they call me brain freeze you don't see it coming you're like "oh I'll just have a little.... " then "oh my god" it's on like donkey kong you don't mess with the best when class in in session powned ya got owned you got ice cream on your pants, now everything is cold cookie, brownie, cake-batter, doesn't even really matter I just want to rub it all on my face and go "oh my god!" trippin' in the tropics test your might you want a coconut kid I want to bite your uvula

ovulation of the nation stimulation palpation amalgamation condensation on vacation okay crack crack crack the egg into the bowl paula deen's fat and everyone knows she destroys all the joy in a little boys world paula deen please dont shoot me your pants are falling down punch punch punch joe pesci in the face poop your pants then fly off into space you're a natural but you're mechanical you're like optimus prime with a pineapple I am paula deen the destroyer you say you dont want apple pie now you're all gonna die donal trump takes a dump now everybody screams the universe implodes oh my god shove shove shove the donut into your mouth I make dinosaurs cry when they hear the sound I eat little children's ice cream cones and I bake their parents in a casserole I'm eating cheetos in a speedo while I'm petting all these poodles on a beach in saulsolito I am paula deen the destroyer you say you dont want apple pie now you're all gonna die time is frozen locked and loaded I feel bloated bleeding peaches on a tree F-A-T the hippopotomus is really fat ovulation of the nation stimulation palpation amalgamation condensation annihalation

going to a party where everybody knows me eat my eat I'll eat your face you're a disgrace to the human race and ooh, would you look at that that baby's kind of fat but that's okay cause sometimes babies turn out that way and you are not me and I'm not you cause that's just me and eyeballs itch and everybody sits why are feathers so ticklish? boom everybody boom its a party gotta choose the booze ooze the shoes fuze the news ooze the goose go with the flow don't hold the phone I got a triple dippper whammy and your mind is blown I hate to bake a cake made out of toothpaste you gotta want to listen to the chicken that'll eat your face my cheeks are elastic that boy is so spastic his mother's a brother and this pie is fantastic let loose the goose this triangle's obtuse you gotta save the day play yahtzee with a moose and a boom boom box yeah, oprah rocks cause a fox in a box is storming fort knox move you I wanna move you I wanna make your hair go everywhere like a super extra-ordinary grizzly bear boom everybody boom its a party gotta choose the booze ooze the shoes fuze the news ooze the goose all I need are eyeballs to see I gotta listen to the vision of the symmetry I gotta feed the beast who needs to annotate I gotta make the break the fate to copulate tickle the pickle who's never had a nickle oh no, overflow you gotta roll with the dough to fold the bulldozer listen to the music and I don't want to feel shaquille o'neil I wanna steal the seal and seal the deal I be the hip-hop bringer with a bee-bop stinger like a bug in a rug I'm an opera singer boom everybody boom its a party gotta choose the booze ooze the shoes fuze the news ooze the goose seal the deal shaquille o'neil feed the beast eat the feast calculate bake a cake telephone mind is blown

I'm howie mandel I'm really bald I don't want to touch your sweaty back I'm bigfoot I'm really hairy and really hard to photograph peanut peanut butter and jelly shake your hair koala bear wants to nibble at your face give a kiss the hippopotomus says that "you sunk my battleship you sunk my battleship" happy birthday, yeah I'm danny devito I got no libido wise guy I am arnold get to the chopper who is your daddy and what does he do? peanut peanut butter and jelly cookies go well with milk coke goes nice with ice going to the beach this week gonna soak up the bikinis now I'm a bumble bee (bzzz) I like to lick the insides of hot dogs in the sunshine now I'm playing the tuba throw up on a rollercoaster shake your hair koala bear wants to nibble at your face give a kiss the hippopotomus says that "you sunk my battleship you sunk my battleship"

guinea pigs are eating my brain nathan lane is really, really gay life is in 3d, if you know just what I mean it's symmetry in the trees and in my sea lion breakdown sea lion shakedown sea lion melt down this song is super complicated fluffernutter laser-beam and the giraffe says... science can do extraordinary things for the human mind donald trump wants to lick my belly sumo wrestlers are really really huge guys, I think I'm on acid everything the light touches is your kingdom I'll have a mocha late, no zombies! mr. owl, how many apples are in the universe? 287,000,000,522 impossible