pow slam make some cookies and jam
everybody squeeze the toothpaste
I wanna touch your face
the cookie crumble, the cookie crumble
blah blah blah blah
listen to me mumble

where are your pants
you need them when you dance, go!
where are your teeth
you need them when you eat, go!
this is the pre-chorus

calcium makes my bones grow stronger
oxygen makes my heart beat longer
maybe I can do a handstand?
(do it do it do it)
first you gotta chew it like a dinosaur
or a wild boar
comb your hair
don't be scared
of the styrofoam
in the microphone
or the able yeti in the spaghetti

I wanna touch your face

sit back relax
its time to interact
with the mutant cats
or the hula-hoop attack
if the cheese could sneeze it'd blow
some anti-freeze in your face
like mace and destroy the human race, so

where are your pants
you need them when you dance, go!
where are your teeth
you need them when you eat, go!
this is the pre-chorus

calcium makes my bones grow stronger
oxygen makes my heart beat longer
maybe I can do a handstand?
(do it do it do it)

first you gotta chew it like a dinosaur
or a wild boar
comb your hair
don't be scared
of the styrofoam
in the microphone
don't tazer your friend
or squeeze the lemon

you gotta savor the flavor
I'll see you later gator
on the flipside, on the flipside
you want to do a dance but you don't
have your pants
so you tap your feet to the beat
trick or treat go smell my feet
you want to do a twirl but
you're about to hurl
so you move around on the ground
shake your hips without a sound

get down on the floor
make a sound like a carnivore
maybe I can do a cartwheel
(do it do it do it)
first you gotta feel it like a dinosaur
or a wild boar
comb your hair
don't be scared
of the styrofoam
in the microphone
don't tazer your friend
or squeeze the lemon

savor the flavor
I'll see you later, gator
on the flipside
on the flipside
go go go go
sickle cell anemia