ovulation of the nation
stimulation palpation
amalgamation condensation
on vacation okay

crack crack crack the egg into the bowl
paula deen's fat and everyone knows
she destroys all the joy in a little boys world

paula deen please dont shoot me
your pants are falling down

punch punch punch joe pesci in the face
poop your pants then fly off into space
you're a natural but you're mechanical
you're like optimus prime with a pineapple

I am paula deen the destroyer
you say you dont want apple pie
now you're all gonna die

donal trump takes a dump
now everybody screams the universe implodes
oh my god

shove shove shove the donut into your mouth
I make dinosaurs cry when they hear the sound
I eat little children's ice cream cones
and I bake their parents in a casserole
I'm eating cheetos in a speedo
while I'm petting all these poodles on a beach in saulsolito

I am paula deen the destroyer
you say you dont want apple pie
now you're all gonna die

time is frozen
locked and loaded
I feel bloated

bleeding peaches on a tree
F-A-T the hippopotomus is really fat

ovulation of the nation
stimulation palpation
amalgamation condensation
annihalation